~Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
~You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
~At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
~You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
~You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
~The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
~Wookies are offended by your B.O.
~You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
~Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
~You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
~You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
~You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
~You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
~You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
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