You Might be a Redneck Jedi If...

~You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

~Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

~You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

~At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

~You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

~You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

~The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

~Wookies are offended by your B.O.

~You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

~Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

~You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

~You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

~You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

~You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

~You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.


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